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"Lauren, how much have you had to drink?"-Earl
"I'm Irish."-Lauren
"That was not my cock"-Brad to Ellen
"Adam, what the hell is in our toilet?"-Jason
"I'm not retarded, I'm drunk"-Earl
"You killed Spartacus"-Alexis to Josh
"Your fish died? ha! Lets put it on the Foreman Grill!"-Josh, in response
While entering a conversation about being paid to do dirty things....
"For 1000 bucks, I would do just about anything."-Shelly
"The reason Wash. U's drinking policy is so leignant is so that girls look semi-decent for the guys."-Alden
After Josh admitted to being afraid of needles, Alexis said that she would take advantage of that and Josh answered
"What are you going to do? Stab me with Scott's penis?"
"Love is a many splendored thing. Unless you slut it up like some of the girls on OUR floor.
In that case, it's like cheap lunch on Wednesdays."-Every guy on D4
"STEAKS BEFORE BITCHES!!!"-Adam and Mullin
"I would pay money to see a chihuahua thrown into a woodchipper"-Mullin
After hearing about Jon's EST interview question concerning what you tell a father of a dead counsler
Kyle responded "Bad news is....you daughter died.....but on the upside......she was a nice piece of ass."
"What? Did you say a prosthetic Jew?"-Noah